because I am gettting annoyed by seeing my own face, staring back at me out of every ****ing webpage I go on...

my initial thought was that if it was going to be something that I was going to be seeing thousands of times a day, it should be an image that I like to look at...

But that got boring.

I decided it might be amusing to have a cartoon, or caricature instead. So I uploaded some profile pix to fiverr.com and they came back with these...

If only I looked like this....

 rather than this crazy looking b*****d...