keyboard abuse

Who thought this layout was a good idea?

It's not like I even use the right shift key frequently.

Surely half a right shift key makes more sense than half an up arrow key?

How am I going to stab away in frustration at the Up Arrow key, to navigate the bash history with such a small target to poke at?

Even google are at it now;

Originally images located by google image search, and purloined from here;*ytimg*com%7Cvi%7CeRO1z3K_m0Y%7C0*jpg/
(but its looks to be of dubious original providence)